God of War Game

January 23, 2008 -
Dear Kratos,

Sigh. We're really not trying to come off as the obsessive ex and we know it hasn't even been a year since our last fling, but we just can't get you, your tats or your bald head out of our minds.

Like a stare from Aphrodite, you've put a spell on us.

Sure, our separation won't last too much longer -- God of War: Chains of Olympus arrives in March -- but we thought we'd contact you ahead of time and tell you what we want -- nay, need -- in our next relationship with you. Don't get us wrong, our last two "get-togethers" have been amazing, but it can't just be about action all of the time.

A gamer needs substance. Please look over our laundry list below, and feel free to format our memory stick anytime.

Hugs.
The IGN PlayStation Team